Alien of Extraordinary Ability

Miami Herald

    Deported Argentine babe, Dorismar.

Dorismar — aka Dora Noemi Kerchen — has been many things: Playboy Playmate, calendar pinup, performer at a Democratic National Convention party and purveyor of sophisticated soft-core videos inspired by Girls Gone Wild.

Now, she qualifies as an ‘’Alien of Extraordinary Ability'’ — but that legal designation may not be enough to get her back into the United States.

The 29-year-old Argentine sexpot — blessed with copious curves and a seemingly boundless capacity to promote them — was deported with her husband/manager Alejandro Schiff on Jan. 5, after five years in Miami as an illegal immigrant and Hispanic media star. Rumors flew in the Spanish-language talk circuit that her rival Sissi, a similarly voluptuous Latina model, betrayed her to immigration authorities after Dorismar landed Sissi’s former calendar client. Sissi, whose real name is Isabel Fleitas, has denied it.

3 Responses to “Alien of Extraordinary Ability”

  1. Border Raven Says:

    She has outstanding characteristics.

    :)

  2. Chris Says:

    I will aid and abet this illegal alien.

  3. contessa Says:

    Again the lowest rung of society comes here illegally. We don’t need porno stars, gang members, drug smugglers, criminals, illiterates, etc. from south of the border, God knows the U.S. has its share of their own home-grown wackos.

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